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Thursday, March 24, 2011

Sam Hanover: On Turn Signals

Not my turn, but some things need to be said when they need to be said. Can someone please explain to me what’s so incomprehensible about the concept of turn signals? You push the little lever down when you want to go left. You don’t push the lever down when you don’t want to go left. Why is this rocket science, people? And while you’re at it, get off your phone. Yes, we know you’re lost. You’ve been going 5mph for the last eight blocks. You’ve also abandoned every rule of driving that’s kept you alive since the day you got your permit. How about you pull over and THEN call your new friend Tony to find out which car’s in his driveway and the color of his shutters.

Thanks, you’re a champ.

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